tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80927196396130289962024-02-06T20:32:14.125-08:00Arayo For PresidentKaryn Carpenterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17900259106102345908noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8092719639613028996.post-8145026924608857012011-09-24T13:29:00.000-07:002011-09-25T16:09:06.975-07:00Surprise Candidate Enters Presidential Race<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Arayo rests before hitting the campaign trail</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">In a move that stunned some, thrilled others, Arayo, a 100 pound Newfoundland has entered the race to serve as America's 45th President of the United States.</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">"It is time that a real dog represent the American people!" said Arayo's spokesperson, K.C., in a press conference held this week. "America has been led by a series of Pit Bulls in disguise for long enough. If we are going to have another dog in Washington, it had might as well be an honest dog, and a dog with the best interest of all people at heart."</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Arayo comes from a long line of canines, known for their intelligence, gentleness, compassion and concern for humans. "With an "open" dog in the White House, America will become a changed nation," said K.C., "one our enemies and allies alike can respect."</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">They further stated that the time for pandering to special interest groups is over. "Arayo has instructed her staff that through her campaign and into her Presidency, the snake-oil salesmen who come forward with promises of mountains of steaks and other goodies should be banned. Although there is nothing Arayo likes more than a big steak dinner or extra treats, she wishes only to hear from groups who's interests work towards the good of all American's. Take your bribes elsewhere. Arayo is not interested."</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Those supporting Arayo in her quest to hold America's highest office are asked, simply, to spread the word and leave a comment here. "Save your money for feeding your children. They should come before the interests of big business."</div><div><br />
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